Collecting Sea Tales Gifts

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

"He's a keeper!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Whale Watch Tours.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.