Collecting Maritime Stories Gifts

Sooner or Later

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Distracting the fish.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Live Bait.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

The Truth About Mermaids

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'