Maritime Tales Gifts

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

Sea yarns.

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Call me Ishmael."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Flying Dutchman

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"Same ship, different day."

'It's Mooby Dick'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'You've got a slight shiver of your timbers.'

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

Sooner or Later

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

Octo-Pirate

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'