Maritime Stories Gifts

"Wait, they might be lawyers!"

'...at last I'm saved!'

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Art of Surviving

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Call me Ishmael."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'We should talk more.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'It's Mooby Dick'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'You've got a slight shiver of your timbers.'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'They say it's unsinkable.'

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Sooner or Later