Nautical Stories Gifts

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'It was this big. I swear'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Horse outside saloon

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Flying Dutchman

The Happy Ship

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

A Tale of the Sea

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Same ship, different day."

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Sooner or Later

Sea yarns.

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Castaway's bad luck.

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"