Nautical Storytelling Gifts

"Call me, Ishmael."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths