Nautical Narratives Gifts

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"Call me, Ishmael."

Ghostship

'It was this big. I swear'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Horse outside saloon

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

The Happy Ship

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

A Tale of the Sea

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

Castaway's bad luck.