Nautical Narrative Buff Gifts

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"A textbook landing..."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Flying Dutchman

A writer goes sailing.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Tale of the Sea

"Carpenter ants."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Tunnel of Vengeance.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Edward Teach

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"