Nautical Narrative Buff Mugs

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A writer goes sailing.

"A textbook landing..."

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Flying Dutchman

"Carpenter ants."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

A Tale of the Sea

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"

Neptune and the Titianic

Edward Teach

HMS Pinafore