Nautical Narrative Enjoyer Mugs

"Well, he's definitely pirated that lyric"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Ghostship

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Same ship, different day."

A Tale of the Sea

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Tunnel of Vengeance.

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

HMS Pinafore

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"

Edward Teach

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Sailors eating a mermaid

My brother's a surgeon.