Nautical Narrative Explorer Mugs

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Faster, Georges, faster!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Ghostship

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I'm after the history section."

Going to Sea.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'