Nautical Narrative Explorer Pillows

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Victor Hugo

Faster, Georges, faster!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"I'm after the history section."

Ghostship

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

The Imperfect Storm

Sea Horse outside saloon

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'