Nautical Narrative Nerd Pillows

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Battery Lighthouse

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

Sea Horse outside saloon

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Really Early Vikings

'Boat Launch'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.