Nautical Novel Nerd Pillows

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

John Bunyan

The Dubloon Stops Here

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Addicted to reading

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Battery Lighthouse

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"