Nautical Nerds Pillows

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Aquatic lost property

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Boat wedding.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fishing boat.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Battery Lighthouse

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lost around a military base.

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Recalculating!

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.