Nautical Nerds Gifts

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Aquatic lost property

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Boat wedding.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirate

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fishing boat.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"