Nautical Nonsense Lovers Gifts

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

BARBER

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

Pirate Doctor

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'