Nautical Nonsense Enthusiast Gifts

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

Our flounder

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Battery Lighthouse

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Pirate

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"