Nautical Nonsense Enthusiast Mugs

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

Our flounder

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'