Nautical Nonsense Appreciators Mugs

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

BARBER

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Pirate Doctor

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'