Nautical Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of a nautical pun enthusiast? Our curated collection features amusing and charming products adorned with clever maritime wordplay. Perfect for those who love to joke about the high seas, these items add a splash of humor to everyday life. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or art print, you’ll find playful designs that will make any ocean lover or pun aficionado smile. Dive into our selection and find the ideal gift that combines wit with a love of all things nautical.

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The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world mockup

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

from $19.00

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!" mockup

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

from $19.00

"Ticket and passport, please."

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'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?' mockup

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

from $19.00

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

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'It followed me home, can I keep it?' mockup

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

from $19.00

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

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'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.'

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'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.' mockup

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

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"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!" mockup

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

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"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

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'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?' mockup

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

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'I think we should wake the Captain!' mockup

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

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"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?" mockup

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

from $19.00

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel. mockup

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

from $19.00

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?" mockup

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

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'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!' mockup

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

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'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!' mockup

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

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"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

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"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!" mockup

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

from $19.00

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!' mockup

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

from $19.00

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.' mockup

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

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"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer." mockup

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

from $19.00

Hunting the elusive balloon whale. mockup

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

from $19.00

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.' mockup

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

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'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.' mockup

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

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'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.' mockup

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

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"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit." mockup

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

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'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?' mockup

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

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"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..." mockup

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

from $19.00

Nautical Pun Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Nautical Pun Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of nautical pun mugs and find the perfect witty companion for your coffee or tea moments.

Nautical Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Discover our nautical pun pillows and add humorous seaside charm to any sofa or bed.

Nautical Pun Enthusiast Prints

Browse our witty nautical pun prints to bring humor and maritime style to your walls.

Nautical Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our nautical pun T-shirts! They’re ideal for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve—literally.