Maritime Pun Lover Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Victorian Royal Navy

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

Pavement artist.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me.

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'