Nautical Pun Lover Gifts

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

'Which one do you want to read?'

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.