Maritime Pun Lover Pillows

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Victorian Royal Navy

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

The static electric eel is very rare.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Pavement artist.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'