Marine Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I hate these school reunions.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

"This boat is aptly named."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"She's my sole mate."

Fish Eye Tests.

'Which one do you want to read?'

"It's a chatter bait."

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

'Oh sure...I'm on a diet and you want to go on a feeding frenzy!'

Octopus and Swordfish

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

"The housing market crashed."

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

"Who farted?"