Marine Pun Lover Pillows

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Hmmm

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

'I hate these school reunions.'

Surfer's commute

Affectionate whale

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

'Which one do you want to read?'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"She's my sole mate."