Marine Pun Lover Mugs

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Hmmm

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

'I hate these school reunions.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Surfer's commute

Affectionate whale

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

"This boat is aptly named."

'Which one do you want to read?'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"She's my sole mate."

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'