Marine Cartoon Lover Mugs

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Victorian Royal Navy

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Aquarium Distress Call.

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Hmmm

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I hate these school reunions.'

Surfer's commute

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Affectionate whale

Dolphin Court

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

Octopus and Swordfish