Marine Cartoon Lover Gifts

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Victorian Royal Navy

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Aquarium Distress Call.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Hmmm

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'I hate these school reunions.'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Surfer's commute

Affectionate whale

Dolphin Court

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it