Naval Pun Lover Mugs

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Battleship Bingo Night.

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'