Naval Pun Lover Mugs

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

COWMIKAZES

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.