Marine Pun Enthusiast Mugs

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'I hate these school reunions.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Fish Eye Tests.

'Which one do you want to read?'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

"It's a chatter bait."

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

"She's my sole mate."

"This boat is aptly named."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

'Oh sure...I'm on a diet and you want to go on a feeding frenzy!'

Octopus and Swordfish

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

"The housing market crashed."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Whale with a fish eye.

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

"Who farted?"

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.