Ocean Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Fish-losophy

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

School Crossing

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"This boat is aptly named."

"It's a chatter bait."

'Which one do you want to read?'

"She's my sole mate."

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

Portuguese Mom of War

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

Sardine funeral

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

Whale with a fish eye.

Sworn Anenome