Nautical Novel Nerd Gifts

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

John Bunyan

The Dubloon Stops Here

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirate

Addicted to reading

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Battery Lighthouse

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"