Nautical Book Lovers Gifts

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

A writer goes sailing.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Same ship, different day."

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy