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Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'Do you have any other identification?'

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sailor in Car.

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Subwoofer

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.