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Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'Do you have any other identification?'

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Emergency Phone.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Subwoofer

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths