Nautical Decor Lover Gifts

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Long Johns Silver."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Christopher Columbus is looking at book shelf with books about self discovery.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.