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Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Rats leave a launching ship.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"Long Johns Silver."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Christopher Columbus is looking at book shelf with books about self discovery.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

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