Nautical Decor Lovers Gifts

"It had recently dawned on the Captain that his obsession was not, perhaps, entirely of his own making."

'Cannonball!'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Long Johns Silver."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Rats leave a launching ship.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Christopher Columbus is looking at book shelf with books about self discovery.

'You say you've passed all your pirate exams?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"I was in a different place then."