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Flying Seagulls

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Fishing boat.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian