Nautical Enthusiast Gifts

Lifeboats

"Are we there yet?"

'I said I like a good sale.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Ye God's! You're right Captain! We are in a bottle!!!"

'Women and children first!'

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

"Did you just hear a cow?"

"Always the last place you look."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

New Seaside Development.

'It's not as deep on this side.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Becalmed yachts

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'I'm disappointed in you Walter. All these years and I find out you've been faking your screams of agony!'

Small boat, heavy anchor.

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

'You remind me of the ocean. . . you make me sick.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Oh, oh, there goes the whole neighbourhood.'

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Musical Sailing Boat.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

We're frequent rowers. Any chance of an upgrade?

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

Oh Bugger !

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"