Naval Enthusiast Gifts

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

Horatio Nelson

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Horatio Nelson on deck looking through telescope.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'The day my ship came in, the dock sank.'

Sir Francis Drake plays bowls with ship on horizon

'Battle of Trafalgar Bath Set.'

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

On board the MS Hepatology

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

COWMIKAZES

'When the Secretary of the Navy signed off with, 'Long live the Ayatollah', I knew we had been hacked.'

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

Melbourne - Voyager collision.

'Promise you won't spend my share on a nuclear submarine.'

Wine Ship

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'Das Boot.'

Missile Cruiser Moskva

"Lord Nelson? Yes, he's the one standing over there, covered in pigeon poop."

3 swimmers: normal below the water, above the water they are a hippo, a ship and a crocodile.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Australian Submarine Controversy

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"I'm gonna see some big ships! Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

Anglo-French Naval Rivalry,1861

'Farewell Visit of Garibaldi to Admiral Mundy on Board the 'Hannibal' at Naples