Naval Aficionado Gifts

Lord Nelson

U.S.S. Deja Vu

Naval Review,1897

'Of course you can't sell this story to the press, Hard, and especailly not the last part of our conversation.'

USS Arizona in the Pearl Harbor Attack

The Sinking of the Moskva

Charles James Fox's Anti-War Stance Beckons a French Invasion

Naval Assualt on Hatteras Inlet

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Vulcan arming Neptune

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

Servicemen.

Mockba

Submarine

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.