Navy Enthusiast Gifts

Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

Two sailors riding in a carriage

"I understand you're a waterlubber."

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

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'I don't do port holes!'

Brexit

Admiral in the bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'What is higher than an admiral?'

Women in submarines...

Sailor girl

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Brexit fishing wars

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

On the brink.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Shall I let them breathe."