Naval Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Battleship Bingo Night.

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Admiral in the bath.

High tide.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Long Johns Silver."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

The Sinking of the Moskva

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"You look good for your age."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”