Naval Nostalgia Fan Gifts

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

High tide.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Admiral in the bath.

"Long Johns Silver."

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

The Sinking of the Moskva

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"You look good for your age."

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Frederic hides behind a rock

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."