Naval Nostalgist Gifts

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

Remote control pirate bully

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Battleship Bingo Night.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

High tide.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Long Johns Silver."

Victorian Royal Navy

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark