Nautical Nostalgia Admirer Gifts

'Where's the rest of the shipwrecked crew?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fishing boat.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Fish or Cut Bait

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Call me Ishmael."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."