Nautical Nostalgia Gifts

The Coffin Ships

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"You look good for your age."

Seamans' Hospital

'Come out - you drunken old rat!'

Frederic hides behind a rock

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Okay, well that just happened. We should probably stop the cannon fire now I guess."

Flying Dutchman

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

Referee knocked unconscious at football match by a ship in a bottle thrown by a sailor

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'I hate these speed boats!!'

Sub Tattoo

High tide.

'Swashbuckling or non-swashbuckling?'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'All I need now is wind...'

'In appreciation of his thirty years as head galley slave, Narvak receives his retirement gift'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

St Catherine's Docks, Wapping

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Long Johns Silver."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"I was in a different place then."