Nautical Nostalgist Gifts

Pirate ship airbag.

"Show-off!"

Florence Dombey

Manning the (back) yards.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

The End of the Pirate Age.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'