Nautical Nostalgist Mugs

Pirate ship airbag.

"Show-off!"

Florence Dombey

Manning the (back) yards.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

The End of the Pirate Age.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'