Nautical Nostalgia Buffs Gifts

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Fishing boat.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

High tide.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Long Johns Silver."

Battleship Bingo Night.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Frederic hides behind a rock

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Exempli Gratia.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'